it’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for a work round-up! this year i really tipped into being podfic heavy (and more multifandom!). if you haven’t yet, check out my 2019 roundup, 2020 roundup, and 2021 roundup! all works are ordered in chronological posting order.

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight

i rule with the velvet tongue | Schitt’s Creek | Steve/Ruth | explicit | 789

Ruth takes Stevie apart 

[podfic] Natural Selection | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | 0:32:31

David is a penguin. Obviously so is Patrick given that human-penguin pairings are rarely successful in business together, much less romantically in business together.

[podfic] twist yourself around me | Schitt’s Creek & Crazy Ex-Girlfriend | David/Rebecca | multivoice | 0:10:27

He’s seen her here before, he’s pretty sure, but this time, her friends have left her sitting alone, having wandered off to dance or drink or fuck. His friends have done the same, and he’s just drunk enough and lonely enough to approach her. Not that he never approaches strangers in the clubs. On the contrary, he does it with enough frequency that it would be alarming if he stopped to think about it (so he never stops to think about it). Those interactions, though, rarely involve many words, all sweaty bodies and hands and tongues. Something about this woman makes him want to strike up a conversation. So he slides into the seat across from her.

[podfic] kiss me beneath the mistletoe | Schitt’s Creek | Alexis/Twyla | multivoice | 0:12:58

twyla’s body magically produces plants whenever she feels any strong emotion, but she has it completely under control. that is, until she meets alexis rose. now what is she supposed to do with all these roses?

[Podfic] Through Someone Else’s Eyes | Schitt’s Creek | Alexis & David | multivoice | ~0:27:00

It’s all Mr Hockley’s fault.

The tea was supposed to get him high, not make him wake up in his sister’s body.

[Podfic] a lifetime of promises | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | multivoice | 06:06

Their wedding song is playing at Brebner’s.

No, not their wedding song; their song. Not that David would ever try to claim the downright divine masterpieces of Tina Turner — he generally believes that couples having “songs” is cheesy and off-putting — but dammit, if anyone earned a song, this song, it’s him and Patrick.

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or, sometimes you have a mini breakdown in the ice cream aisle of the supermarket, and that’s okay

Crawl Before You Can Walk | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | 10:18

The continuing adventures of Ted the Turtle.

but it’s golden | Schitt’s Creek | Rachel/Heather | ~3.1k

Rachel knew that going back to Schitt’s Creek meant she’d see Heather again. What she didn’t expect was spending the weekend with her.

Femslash February: Chapter One | Schitt’s Creek | Alexis/Ruth | 100

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Femslash February: Chapter 8 | Schitt’s Creek | Ronnie/Moira | 100

fashion

inthetags

tag the first white man that comes to mind upon reading this

kovrikkk

Ronance 💞

pastej

Still in my Stranger Things era! 📺💭

ice-sculptures

hey, well, if we're both going crazy, then we'll go crazy together, right?

pherre

taz steeplechase ep 32 doodles

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[ID: Three digital drawings from taz steeplechase. The first is of a skinny kid with red hair wearing a big hoodie, labeled “Gooch” and a fatter kid with black hair, a black t-shirt with a skull on it, and mismatched socks labeled “Toddzilla.” The second is of Montrose, a white man with old fashioned and brightly coloured clothes, wearing a mask made of cardboard and coloured with crayons. The third is a greyscale comic showing Beef saying “I wanna reach down Denton’s throat and grab his asshole and then pull it till it comes and he turns inside out.” With Montrose replying “I’m loving this energy” and Emerich saying “I would say soft Beef is gone” while Beef seethes. END ID]

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NANCY WHEELER in STRANGER THINGS
4.08 | Chapter Eight: Papa

@escrivoir replied to your post “wip title ask game”:

Okay, I would like to know more about #2, #10, and #15 :) I’m only working on part 3 of my series but I’ll tell you snippets if you want!

2. ​train fic

this one is purely indulgent. i took my first train earlier this summer and had a really nice time. which means what better way to romanticize that then writing fic lol. it’s a little steddie one where they fall in love throughout the train ride with vignettes of each train stop.

10. i just wanna makeout in my car

this one is a david x patrick one focused on their early relationship where as the tin says, they just are making out in a car. it really is supposed to be a short little thing and i have like half of it done but apparently my brain doesn’t want to write kissing scenes.

15. sunshine

another david x patrick one. i’ve had this idea since watching the premiere (6x05) and while patrick may jokingly call david ‘sunshine’ i couldn’t help but think of other moments when this would happen.

also, oh my gosh it would be an honor and a delight to know snippets about part 3!

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romanceandshenanigans

To The Romance Writers of Tumblr, Let's Compare Taste

After the last poll, I thought it might be fun to get real specific about moments and tropes I find myself coming back to over and over again. I figure I can't be the only one, so let's spread the love.

psychoticallytrans

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.